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I am an actual cliche. Dang.
I’ll have everything prepped to start it up drunk at 2am on Sunday morning. This ain’t my first rodeo and my brisket will be ready to slice by dinner Sunday evening.
Sounds like you’ve got an awesome weekend in store!
Cliches are often very powerful and hold a lot of potential for talent.