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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

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      Synthetic urine exists.

      Yeah, but it never tastes quite the same.

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        But it’s still sterile though, and I like the taste

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          But it’s still sterile though

          Not the way I use it, it’s not.

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          NECESSARY?

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              Low key, she was one of my favorite characters.

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      I cannot work while high. I’ve seen others do it, quite impressively, but the paranoia alone would literally kill me.

      Tried doing a simple create-react-app under the influence once (off the clock). Shit took me a full hour to get running.

      Called it a night and played the new system shock instead. Oh my god that was fucking amazing.

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          Drinking coffee all day then smoking some weed at night is so much better than drinking coffee all day and then drinking alcohol. This works better for me than any cocktail of adhd medication I’ve ever had or been prescribed. It’ll be a sad day when they finally get delta hemp banned.

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      Also living places without draconian laws also exists

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      ¿¡Porque no los quatros!?

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    The ‘hippie speedball’

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