JFC, stop fetishizing your depression. It requires zero intelligence, effort, or resources to lose money in the stock market. If you really want to buy stocks, just Google how. There are a million free apps out there. It won’t cure your depression, and it’ll probably make you lose money, but if you somehow think less of yourself because you think you don’t know how to do it, you can take an hour to figure it out.

If you’re smart enough to figure out how to make literally a dozen Lemmy accounts to evade getting banned, you’re smart enough to create a trading account.