• Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org
    33·
    10 个月前

    Yeah I know, but is it necessary to give bt connections to everything?

    Wait till they load it with ‘AI.’

    • Pennomi@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      10 个月前

      I think we SHOULD train AI on all our bodily excretions. How else will it learn to understand the human condition?

    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      10 个月前

      I could honestly see the appeal of a way for the toilet to analyze your poop and tell you that you should be eating more fiber or that you need to see a doctor because it’s seen X, Y, and Z symptoms. It’s like the joke about German toilets being so you can monitor your health, but with much less of the nastiness.

      Of course, we can’t have nice things and you’ll just get ads for Metamucil or the colorectal-cancer-from microplastics law firms in the style of mesothelioma lawyers.