If I plant more trees will that block his hacking? What are some quick growing trees?
Just switch to open source beer
No, no. You have to line the trees with mirrors to reflect his hacking signals.
What if I just dig a moat? Shovels are only $13.
He’ll just fill it with alligators and wait you out.
Make sure your wifi is wired to the wall, then your neighbor’s crime counts as wire fraud. As a private, natural person, you might also look into some loopholes in the Uniform Commercial Code.
If you can find a bear, it might be enough to distract the neighbor, and maybe he’ll share his trees with you
I could try to train an army of attack ducks. They say the ducks at the park are free. I know a guy that has 2 pet ducks.
Easy, buy a nice second hand microwave, remove any shielding from the rear part. Ask a skilled friend to make it microwave stronger. Put it as close as possible to neighb’s wifi. Switch it on, leave it on, hacking is now fixed.
i recommend you invest in a good beer safe with a good fire wall. maybe a wall safe, and install it behind this painting.
Just set up an unprotected network with a fun proxy:
The solution is pretty simple:
Either drink all your beer so he can still none, or turn off your wifi so he can’t hack.
By now he has likely already hacked my wifi hard enough to know I have beer and is already plotting a heist.
So I guess it’s beer drinking time.
You can use those plastic xmas trees as long as you have enough metal ornaments in them.
I recommend metal tinsels because they are easier to ground.
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Write a 20000 word essay about the evils of wifi hacking and why morons that hack into your wifi to steal you beer are total losers.
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Have you tried a binary tree? They can grow very fast and are very resistant against digital attacks.
Edit: bonary tree -> binary tree
Haha bone
Juat drink all the beer and he will have nothing to steal :)
Replace beer with piss.
Bamboo, dude. Will grow 100 ft tall in no time.
