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I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
Wait, that came out wrong
“It depends on what the meaning of the word
‘is’couch, is”