When I grow up, I want to be like Andrew Tate

  • @[email protected]
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    233 months ago

    I would consider myself an absolute failure of a father and try to understand how I could have raised a son so poorly.

  • @[email protected]
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    173 months ago

    Educate them, in detail, on why Tate is an absolute tosspot and how to not be blindsided by such influencers in the future.

  • @[email protected]
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    73 months ago

    I would first tell him that I think he’s already better than that guy in many ways. Because I would always be there for my kids, I could explain the value of being a balanced, strong person while avoiding becoming a megalomaniacal chauvenist. The end.

  • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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    63 months ago

    Get confused as to why I have a son in the first place. Then shove him into a meat grinder until all that’s left is his finger (or maybe his eyeball). Then burn the remains so it can’t get back up. I don’t know what it is, but it’s not human.

  • slazer2au
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    43 months ago

    Your half Australian, so you are already half way to being a criminal. The rest is up to you mate.