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Dat fuckin everything…
Well, you know. Pre-beepbeep-chair.
I’m stealing beepbeep-chair and since the option to stop me is not written in the Rules of Acquisition, you have no economic right to stop me. If you send an army after me, you’ll be met with my 17 stolen Inquiry-class vessels, my 13 stolen Constitution III-class vessels, and my 9 stolen Excelsior-II class vessels. I am Haro of Cardassia. Do not resist.