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It’s his wifes and she has yelled at him about it weekly for their entire marriage.
That’s grounds for divorce right there
He’s not even doing it on purpose. He always forgets because the couch is visible from the kitchen and it pushes everything else out of his mind.
Internal monologue recreation:
Couch:
Vance:
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