I dont think I needed to see this picture come to life but it is what I expected it would be.
wakes up from coma…
scratches my butt…
goes back to sleep
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Well, at least he was evenhanded in his abuse.
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Huh…
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OOH! Wait, I remember that from Philosophy 101! I think Descartes said something like: the only thing you could be sure of was that you were thinking about it, and from that starting point… I don’t remember the rest of it.
“Cogito ergo sum”
Me thinks, me am
Thanks, Popeye.
“we miss you”
HA! Got ya! That’s how I know it’s fake. :P
If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*
when you wake up immediately eat a silica gel sachet to escape the matrix
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It’s no use. I’m stuck here in my brain. I see everything. I feel everything.
I can’t do anything.
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I See you have been digusted by American McChicken. Here, have some European McChicken
That’s not a real McChicken, though. That’s an advertisement model of one. The one pictured in OP’s image is not a faked model.
If the fake model one counts, then compare it to this:
This picture is of a better quality than every McChocken ever
Op is a jr chicken, not a full one
Jr. Chicken in Europe is made with marinara sauce, this seems to be made with sour cream or mayonnaise afaict
Junior Chicken is a Canadian sandwich. It’s an American McChicken.
The American looks better, chicken looks marginally more real
The more concerning thing is that there other beings in my coma dream that would see an apple in the image that don’t need to wake up, and the creators of the image took that into account
Of course that’s not a McChicken… you can actually see the “chicken” patty around the edge of the bun. In reality they’re too small to see around the pile of wilted lettuce and giant glob of room temp Mayo.
That’s the old Burger King chicken sandwich I think
Pretty sure that’s a banana
But Master, how do I awaken?
You realize that there is no apple.
