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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 9 months ago

“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”

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“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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    9 months ago

    7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.

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      9 months ago

      You don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?

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        Only when sounding

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        Everybody knows real men measure their penises in metric

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          The meta joke (sorry for my German accent)

        • 【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.world
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          It’s the superior unit.

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        No but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.

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          Every little micron counts. Eh?

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            Just out here tryin to be average.

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            Only counts if you measure it.

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      Implied +/- 10 thou accuracy isn’t appropriate.

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        In my case, that would be the difference between nonexistence or double size.

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      deleted by creator

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