Lifelong? You could of set that up at any time!
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Did not expect to learn this today.
Or any day really but definitely not today
This
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Have you tried blasting yogurt up your butt?
Not on the first date.
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I mean, don’t knock til you try it?
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do you set out to look dumber with every comment or is it just happenstance?
It’s either a really ham-fisted troll, or the most socially inept moron I’ve seen online in a decade. Interchangeable, really.
Damn, reading this makes me feel lucky to be part of a kink/sex community that has a lot of respectful guys. I wanna do it but I’ve not done anal even, so we shall see.
Reading this just reminds me how vanilla I am. Like, I’ll watch y’all get down for four minutes on video one Tuesday a month, but naaah, I’m good on the actually being there and being a part of it part.
Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?
Nothing wrong with vanilla, if you’re happy with what you are, that’s all that counts.
I enjoy the excitement of group sex and having sex with different partners. I don’t orgasm with other people, so for me it’s just the novel excitement and intimacy. But because I enjoy it doesn’t mean anyone else needs to.
Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?
Two’s Day
Oh I’m all for people doing what makes them happy. I just can’t imagine ever being driven there myself.
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
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Currently smashing that like button
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I am also currently smashing that like button. Very funny!
I didn’t think pain kink is common. As a guy, if my partner seems in pain I instantly lose half my erection out of worry that I hurt them.
Which is a real problem when your partner’s pleasured face is the same as their pained face.
Damn, I didn’t expect to get this insightful knowledge about womens takes on DP today!
She’s an only fans thot, this is just advertising to her simps
that depends on their definition of double penetration
is it two holes at once?
or is it two dicks in one hole?
the latter is significantly more difficult and for a lot of people requires training to do safely
DP = ass and vag
DAP = two dicks in ass
DVP = two dicks in vag
DVD = digital video disk
DVDA= Thanksgiving turkey
Gobble gobble
i think it’s someones dick in the vagina and someone elses dick in the asshole
I guess you will have to do your research to find out which type of dp applies to this specific scenario.
not always
I knocked that out at summer camp of 4th grade. /s
She is pondering to her male fanbase. Edit: *pandering
Pandering
No, she’s pondering her male fanbase, the way one ponders orbs
What kind of orbs might one ponder of a male fanbase? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You’re right. Lemme call some people…
It looks like this chick shoots porn and is an “influencer”. I assume she was just advertising herself. Also she publicly seems to like Andrew Tate, weird. I think she just says what she thinks people want to hear for attention because that’s how she makes money.
Who, thot?
Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled “DP for universal healthcare” or “gang bang to end the war in Gaza”.
During the SOPA act debate years ago, I convinced my sister, who was a porn model from that time, to “censor” the pictures she published on Twitter with a black bar with “STOP SOPA” and to link to a page about it. She actually got a booster because her followers started commenting and discussing about it in her replies.
Can you give me your sister’s number?
This is the natural evolution of the telethon. It was only a matter of time. Jerry Lewis would be proud.
You read way more than I do when watching porn
The brain is the largest erogenous zone.
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The video, which has been verified by Al Jazeera, shows the prisoner being selected from a larger group lying bound on the floor. The victim is then escorted to a wall, where guards, using their shields to hide their identity from the camera, proceed to rape him.
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Israeli pressure group Guarding the Soldiers – a new organisation formed in defence of the soldiers accused of rape – was quoted in Israeli media as saying: “The hearing in the high court this morning is absurd and a gift to [Hamas leader Yahya] Sinwar and murderers.”
Israeli politicians, including cabinet members, have also defended the accused. Ben-Gvir, who is responsible for the prison service, told Israeli media on the day of the reservists’ arrest that it was “shameful” for Israel to arrest “our best heroes”. The same day, Smotrich, who had been among the right-wing mob to storm the prison, published a video message, saying that “IDF soldiers deserve respect” and must not be treated as “criminals”.
On being asked by Ahmad Tibi, one of the Arab MPs within the Israeli Knesset last week if it was legitimate “to insert a stick into a person’s rectum”, Hanoch Milwidsky, a member of Prime Minister Benyamin Netanyahu’s ruling Likud party, responded: “If he is a Nukhba [Hamas militant], everything is legitimate to do! Everything!”
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russia did the same shit in ukraine,
Whayabboutery much?
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Mood.
Which one?
Yes
🧹
She was getting two vaccinations.
Fair enough. My lifelong dream is to have sex.
I don’t care about sex. I just want to be loved.
🤔
You’re username suggests otherwise.
Horny of the heart
I can attest
Whoa oh oh oh, I’ll never give in
Damn I could go for both…
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Keep dreaming bro, it’s been 2 centuries but it’s juuuuuust around the corner
Sarcasm apart, I also defend anarchism by being serious. But can’t help the sarcasm part, if I keep it to myself my head will explode.
it’s been 2 centuries
Glances at the number of revolutionary struggles and the resulting downfall of colonial governments in that time
Not bad, but we can do better.
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NSA agents reassigned to new case
I mean, me too, but I’ll settle for the double penetration.
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Hmm, I’m trying to imagine measuring my worth with my penis. Like, if worth was a linear distance I could be like “I’m worth seven penises!”
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Yikes
Condoms exist, as do STD tests
Somebody’s jealous
Honestly I don’t think anyone who is happy with their sex life is invested in how other people’s sex life is.
Looking at the homophobic crowd.
I bet your fun at parties.
His wife is.
Eww go back to Reddit
I wish I saw this before it got removed lmfao
I can still see it. Disclaimer, I do not agree with any of what the commenter says. The comment is as follows:
“Well I hope she enjoys being a slut while she can because she sure ain’t getting healthcare for the STDs she gonna catch.”
Some people are just ignorant, like the person who wrote that comment.
Thanks for the context! :D
Lemmy instances usually have a public modlog, you can look it up if you like
Ohhhh interesting, thanks for the information! I’m going to check if there is any way to enable that on the Eternity app (Infinity for Lemmy - fork of Infinity for Reddit). :D
I hope you find a way to become a better person, because at the moment you are scum
So did it happen? We need updates!
Nope, still no healthcare
