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As Stephen Colbert gleefully said of the couch story last week, “It’s not true, and nobody cares.”
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Do you think anyone out there is trying it, American Pie-like? With a greasy rubber glove stuck to their junk?
Because that would be pretty great, too.
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“You know what? I can’t believe some lib thought of this first, because this is great.”