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A couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
A fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.
Yeah, but there’s this thing…
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Oh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.
Is he into extreme sounding?
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That makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.
No, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.
oh sweety. thats not where you stick it at all.
Not where you stick it.
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No.
Well, alright. Just checkin’
and I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.
La-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
He doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
More cushioning for the pushioning