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Same landlord: follow me on my socials to know more about how your average poop size and weight compares to your neighbours.
I could DESTROY that competition.
Dude you don’t know who you’re up against!!
Poor landlord must go through so many toilet cameras because of you two … the suffering might even make him appear human!
Who uses a poop knife? You’ll be surprised.