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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to There Was An Attempt@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

to unload 100 tons of steel

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to unload 100 tons of steel

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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to There Was An Attempt@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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      If the load is out of control, the safest place to be is in the cab.

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      When I was trained on a forklift the direction was to stay inside the cab and keep all extremities inside too when everything goes sideways.

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        I’ve had some sketchy shit happen before, I like the tuck and pray. Cover your head and neck and try to keep your arms and legs inside.

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        This knowledge probably costs an arm and a leg.

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      No point in panic if you can’t do anything about the situation.

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      This is a situation where shock is actually a helpful response

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    Taking the “one trip from the car to inside” mentality quite a bit too far.

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    Tandem fork-lifting should be an Olympic sport.

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    Steel’s unloaded, boss!

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      Can I go home now?

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    Forklifts were doing better than I thought, until it tipped over.

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    50 ton loading capacity × 3 + 100 ton steel = a 400 ton problem

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    Hey, that disaster you ordered arrived!

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    Someone didn’t do their statics homework

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    That was one of the heartier "FUCK"s I’ve heard in awhile

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    I would have lifted up, then pulled the train out, then lowered and pulled manageable quantities.

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      Actually, everything should be done by crane, but I guess management told them to use the forklifts cuz getting and assembling one on site costs a lot.

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        Does a crane cost more or less than this fuck up?

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          No, but tell that to Bob from management, who is not an engineer.

          I’ve been in situations like that. You just don’t do it. Also, explain why in written form and have that stamped and submitted.

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          I’m going to say less. They can do it by hand now!

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      Also, at the very least, should’ve had forklifts on opposite sides

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      There’s a book?

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        Id love to read it!

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          I’m gonna wait for the movie

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        It’s more of a graphic novel actually.

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      This sounds like you’re describing “The Handmaid’s Tale”, which is not what this thread is about.

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      Wrong tab, I’m guessing.

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        Wrong tab. And half asleep posting after falling into bed after work. Deleted.

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      Wrong post??

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