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That part’s fine, but this weirdo loser actually paid for it! What kind of pathetic idiot does that, instead of downloading it for free like a normal non-desperate person?!
(Yes, even in the '90s - 2000s.)
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(Plus all the hypocrisy, of course, but I didn’t want that to get in the way of my joke)