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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Anon isn't a fan of Judas

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Anon isn't a fan of Judas

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    • Claims to be the highest level Cleric in the game

    • Dies to a single hit from a level 1 spearman

    Judas was correct to take the money. Those apostles would have been TPK’d at Masada anyway.

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      Yeah but in the lore he chose to let himself get killed so he could flex his resurrection spell.

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        That was a post-game DM rewrite.

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      Ahh, but that single strike was a coup-de-grace. And it looks like Jesus just couldn’t pass that fortitude save…

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