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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money

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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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NEW YORK—Saying the choice was entirely in your hands, a report released Monday found that you could quit your job right now and just play PlayStation 5 until you run out of money. “At this very moment, you could walk out the front door of your office and go home to spend month after month playing God Of War: Ragnarok …
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    Bananas

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      Isn’t the banana market run by cartels now?

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        now?

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        I couldn’t say, but avocados are a cash crop utilized by cartels

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          So are you telling me to fund terrorism?

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            Pretty sure that’s the American dream?

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            I’m not telling you to do anything. You are the master of your own self

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