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      2711 days ago

      hits rock bottom 🪨📉😭
      *adds geologist to resume 🧑‍🔬🔬🪨😁

      *Has meltdown 😡🤯💥
      Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑‍🔬🏭😎

      • @[email protected]
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        911 days ago

        Your resume really stood out to us but we’ve heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.

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          1010 days ago

          we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.

          *Adds landlord to resume 🏘️📈👑😁

  • @[email protected]
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    1711 days ago

    Invents a psychological theory to cover for own incestual fantasies, dabbles in psychiatry to normalize drug habits.

    Adds Freud to resume

  • @[email protected]
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    911 days ago

    Has existential crisis Adds philosopher to resume

    Binges new rabbit hole every night Adds polymath to resume

  • Maeve
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    Tbf, I’m fairly convinced some of us do this. JK, don’t crucify me.