Are we talking the big corner unit, girth monsters? Or does he prefer Lazy Boys?
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A love seat, clearly
The couch from Roseanne. Because it was a wealthy person pretending to be poor for financial gain.
At least Roseanne Barr has some redeeming qualities and fought for equality at one point. Pity she had sme bigoted views too.
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I’m guessing leather with a lot of folds
He hates futons because they transition from couches to beds.
A pull-out couch
A sextional
It’s the lingerie that does it.
Now there is an idea for a satirical video game: A couch dating simulator! It could also be a TV dating show parody.
He tried them all so you don’t have to!