ben garrison cum edits on lemmy
Imagine if Republicans all felt sexually secure instead of taking it out on the rest of us.
The license plate is chef’s kiss
bless
Hmmm, I wonder what it was about Obama’s election that bothers them so much more than earlier Democrats…
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It was the tan suit wink wink
No, it was the dijon mustard
Ah yes, the different (coloured) mustard was the issue, silly me.
I’m intrigued by the proposition implied in “step aside girls, the alpha males are back”. Why are we telling the girls to step aside? Don’t alpha males like girls?
I bet they consider liking anything to be gay
It’s not gay as long as you aren’t a bottom. Step aside, girls!
If both dudes keep standing it’s perfectly fine.
Homer, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
Still one of my favorite episodes
There is nothing manlier than gay sex.
Women are too feminine.
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Wait is this the cum on it snowflake truck
If it’s not, just gimme like 2-3 minutes…
I do remember Benghazi. It’s the event Republicans spent years trying to find something illegal about at a huge waste of my tax dollars and were never able to.
It was where a prominent member of my gaming community was killed.
RIP Sean Smith/Vile Rat.
o7 something something eyes forward the cyno something
Fly Safe o7
Am0k. is recruiting.
I bet they’re on the ACA
What is the date of suicide?
And if America is soo dead why are you trying to change it? Quietly confident you don’t recover after suicide.
A black man was elected president in November 2008.
Ah, heard about him. Wasn’t he the last coherent president? Should get another in a few months.
🤞 fingers crossed 🤞
They apparently want to use America’s corpse for some Weekend At Bernie’s style shenanigans.
Id watch that.
Important question- is America played by a statue of liberty, Uncle Sam, Lincon, or some generic person wearing an American shirt, hat and rifle?
Lincoln would probably be the best option for comedic content. Though Uncle Sam works probably work pretty well too.
While I hate that those stickers of Calvin are bastardizing Watterson’s work without permission, they are a great way to identify douchebags who’ve never read a C&H comic in their lives.
Of course the rest of the stuff in this particular image give it away too.
Absolutely. Reminds me of people who use Punisher logos.
The Venn diagram on that one is basically a single circle - check the “coexist”.
What’s moaon aabe
Molon labe, commonly translated as, “come and take them.” Referencing the (likely apocryphal) story of King Leonidas saying this to Xerxes when he demanded they give up their arms. The Persian army then rolling over the Spartans easily. Gun nuts find this story inspiring for some reason.
THIS…IS…SPARTA, TN!!!
Gun nuts find this story inspiring for some reason.
The reason being that they are uneducated morons that don’t even read Greek, so someone had to tell them what it said too. But I’m guessing the person who asked here didn’t then say, “I’m-a put that on my truck!”
To be fair, nobody is born knowing how to read in any language, and everyone needs to be told what words mean.
Yeah, I mean that he didn’t seek this out himself. He probably didn’t know it was Greek until some other gun nut told him it was Greek.
This guy’s dick is so small even Science couldn’t find it.
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Bold of you to think he even knows what a hoplite is.
That man will never find peace. Everyone else should be grateful we aren’t stuck spending our entire lives with him unlike him.
He might not find peace but he might find a job as a voting polling station attendant.
Honestly, the empathetic part of me really feels bad for the guy because he’s clearly being influenced by fear, but the logical side of me says that guy isn’t gonna get the mental help he needs with Trump’s healthcare plan anyway.
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What’s that sandwiched between “Good riddance” and “stop aside girls”? It looks like the guns are supposed to spell something, but I can’t figure out what.
Coexist, mocking a common liberal sticker.
It’s supposed to be “coexist”. A spoof of this, I suppose. I feel so owned.
Ah, thanks. I’m not familiar with bumper sticker culture, so I’ve never seen this one before either.
Space alien?
French?
Coexist
It’s a play off a popular bumper sticker where the word is shortly using religious symbols.
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Genuine question. I thought the two letters sandwiching the X were the same letter.
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