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“To prove that you are human, donate $$$ to Doctors Without Borders.”
“To prove that you are human, register to vote.”
“To prove that you are human, adopt a pet from the local animal shelter.”
I’ve got 22 cats already, but I need to check my email!
PLEASE ADOPT VERIFICATION CAT TO CONTINUE
THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS. THEY’RE EATING THE CATS.
Sorry.
To prove you are human, a turtle is upside down, or whatever the blade runner test thing was.