Roses are red

Violets are blue

C9H9N smells like poo

My brother explained skatole to me once, and I remember the balancing act he had to perform to explain that he’s not saying my shit smells good in particular, but that it shares a certain quality with the odor of flowers. . But not a good quality, mind you.

I appreciated the compliment.

Roses really.smell.like.doo.doo

The best gifts are the ones you make yourself, right?

But what about indole? Nobody ever gives credit to indole