A day late, but not forgotten!

  • @dazedandconfusedOP
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    152 months ago

    Well, the day after D and I met he let me know he just tested positive for chlamydia! So rather than getting me tested, my doctor just wrote a prescription and said no sexy fun for two weeks. Which has been…fine.

  • @Heartwotalk
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    152 months ago

    I’ve been meeting up with a woman who is into CNC. She hasn’t seen my face, but I’ve filled her in her backyard and in a hotel room after tying her up on the floor and leaving a magic wand in her for an hour.

    (Yes, we’ve shared recent STI results)

  • @ILikeYourBoobs
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    102 months ago

    My gf lost her job, she’s in a rough spot for a few weeks. I went to the ATM on my way over and pulled some money out. When I got there I gave her the money. Then I asked if she’d be interested in a scene where she had to earn it. For an hour I had a whore that already knew everything I liked.I haven’t nutted that hard in a while.

  • @robdor
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    92 months ago

    I didn’t wash my hands after using the bathroom one time today and that felt pretty naughty.

  • @[email protected]
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    72 months ago

    Day 3257 without intimate contact: My cumsock just told me it only wants to be friends. I’m concerned that my hand is going to leave me to see other people.

  • @IWantYou
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    62 months ago

    I had a really satisfying fuck last night.

    I was watching some sexy stuff of women getting fucked slowly in one or other hole after eyeing some sexy user cocks here on lemmy, (especially @Bithunder) and suddenly it was too much and I needed dick thrusting in me, so I called my FWB over. Our rule is no contact unless one of us is desperate for sex. That’s why I called him.

    First he fingered me slowly at first with one finger and did a sort of round and round motion that got me gasping and humping his finger, then he let another finger be just on my entrance, and that was driving me wild and then that went in and there were two fingers, which stretched me out very nicely.

    That didn’t last long until he pushed his satisfying cock in instead. He’s not abnormally big, but I don’t have a dildo and the only things that go inside me are my fingers, his fingers and his cock. It’s infrequent enough (I don’t know, maybe two or three times a nonth, maybe less sometimes) that I still find it completely mind-blowing when he’s entering me, the feeling of cockhead stretching my hole and entering me and sliding deeper into me and being so big, all the sliding and the hardness and the girth nnngfff.

    Normally he rubs himself at my hole for a long time but last night there wasn’t a lot of warning and before he used my lube and just slid into me.

    Ah, the satisfying feel of his hard cock sliding in and out of me. After a bit of that I was desperate to cum and was playing with myself and with abandon while he shoved himself inside me.

    He came fist but stayed inside and I wasn’t far behind at all, and I came hard with his big cock filling my hole so satisfyingly. It was just so satisfying. Really really good fuck.

    I’m not even sore this morning, just a bit tender, and with some cum coming out, reminding me of getting fucked so good last night.

  • @atomic_teddy
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    52 months ago

    I’m going on a little roadtrip this afternoon, and I have prepared some spicy audios, and I’m looking forward to get teased by them c:

  • @pickleproject
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    52 months ago

    Nothing with the SO for a while as things are dry in that department. But lots of porn and stroking with edging. I often do multi-day edging but lately been edging for an hour or two and finishing before bed.

  • @PubSubSwitch
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    42 months ago

    My wife and I opened our marriage to a third a few months ago. They’ve been living with us temporarily while they look for an apartment in the area. We have threesomes pretty regularly. It’s pretty amazing right now.

    Like many people with ADHD my interests change every few weeks/months… I’ve been saying my technical muse left and my erotic muse has returned. I’ve began doing a few erotic roleplays online again. I got really into this hobby about a year ago but stopped around the time I got a job. (I had a lot of free time for a few months lol.) It’s been fun!

    I’m really trying to pace myself. I took on way too many partners last time. At times I had maybe a dozen going at once. I got caught in this loop where when I was done writing replies and I wanted to keep writing I’d look for new partners. Over time the hobby stopped being something fun and became an obligation I dreaded doing. So I stopped. I’m trying to avoid that this time. Only take on maybe three maximum at a time. If even.

  • @PussyCreampi3
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    42 months ago

    Some anal dildo fun this time!

    We’re also shopping for better lube as each time we have sex, there needs to be some serious cooldown before we can fuck again.

  • @[email protected]
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    42 months ago

    Not much interesting. Things have been pretty infrequent with my partner for a while now, and I’ve had absolutely no luck finding a dom. It’s honestly really discouraging.

  • @[email protected]
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    32 months ago

    No sexy times recently. A lot of doomscrolling and dating app messages that went nowhere. I definitely overpaid for a pair of shiny black tights.

  • @DavidDoesLemmy
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    32 months ago

    Just the standard sex with partner. I haven’t been feeling overly sexual the last couple of weeks.

  • @Unknown_User12009
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    32 months ago

    I had a wonderful sessions with my wife which made her crumble after multiple orgasms. I am considering doing a risky in car jerk off ;-) otherwise, just coasting off of comments about my dick.