• @Worx
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    692 months ago

    Superimpose the text “somewhere in this image are my terrorism plans” so they have to spend hours studying the picture in detail

  • @[email protected]
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    352 months ago

    Better hope you don’t have a small dick, or you’ll tick all the terrorist profile markers and be in jail before you know it.

  • @[email protected]
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    192 months ago

    Gotta get some unpleasant bodily function photos in there as well. Big unbroken dookie, unfolded snot rag, infected ingrown toenail, you know, real degenerate shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      182 months ago

      “The full, detailed write up of my plans are within this cumbox, search carefully and thoroughly, many key details are very well hidden.”

      • andrew_bidlaw
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        122 months ago

        Eating shit, vomiting and masturbating while dictating your manifesto in detail.

  • @[email protected]
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    joke’s on anon, the only thing nsa ever wanted is spy on everyone’s dickpics without having to go in person

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      42 months ago

      Hot NSA agent: I need to get me some of this dick in this pic! Checks OP’s file for his address, sees red flags from his other antics Damn, nevermind!

        • @[email protected]
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          32 months ago

          Lmao “theft of government property”. Those charges are somehow more upsetting than the act of hoarding all those dick pics.

            • Who knew?
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              12 months ago

              no shit lol I wonder where people who think it’s real think the government is getting their dick pics. I once had someone try to bullshit me by saying that the sensors on automatic urinals were cameras collecting dick pics, I wonder if that is last of the conspiracy here, maybe they think that’s real

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    82 months ago

    The only flaw in this plan is that maximum dick pics is the only reason why they surveil everyone

  • @[email protected]
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    62 months ago

    For extra points, write some random almost coherent stuff, ROT13 it then steganographise it into those dick pics.

  • Who knew?
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    22 months ago

    all that’s gonna get the OP is a new buddy who really wants to help him start shit and will provide all the materials even