I went to fact check this. It’s real but I feel like we’re missing out on something here
lol whore’s eggs
I read somewhere that male hedgehogs have really long dicks. Long enough that they can jack themselves off with their arms. They make awful pets because they get cum everywhere and it starts smelling real bad real fast.
No idea if this is true or not.
In dutch they are literally called sea-hedgehog. (zee-egel)
So, while latin and all is nice, there’s always the dutch way of “doe maar normaal dan doe je gek genoeg”. Which translates into: just behave as regular, that’s more than enough excitement.
It’s actually the same in italian, ricci di mare
Dutch isn’t real
same in German, Seeigel
Same in Spanish, but from a different root-word. Erizo del mar, which erizo is just a normal hedgehog
Same in Slovene. Morski jež - sea hedgehog
This is turning into the whole ananas / pineapple thing where English is the outlier again.
Same in danish: Søpindsvin
Sea-stick-swine
“doe normaal…”
In french they’re “oursins”, apparently from bears, which they thought had very hard fur.
Similarly, seals? Sea dogs.
Street urchins aka boulevard hedgehogs
See, this is why etymology is such a fascinating field, and why learning Latin and Greek are still worthwhile.
I’m confused! Doesn’t urchin really relate to children?
Is that a colloquialism or more English-on-drugs?
The use of “urchin” to refer to children is separate from its original meaning.
Maybe it became that as a word for something underfoot?
I like this one the best!
Thats a street urchin. Strangely, this blog post was one of the first links that came up. It ponders how the name street urchin came to be.
It says
Looking in the OED, I see two possibly relevant definitions. 1c. A goblin or elf. (From the supposition that they occasionally assumed the form of a hedgehog.)… There is also 4a. A pert, mischievous, or roguish youngster; a brat.
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