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Well my kid Coca-Cola Disney Unilever Squid is fucked.
Come on, Flying… You knew that the minute you named them Coca-Cola Disney Unilever.
I mean can you just imagine the teasing we would have heard on the playground with “cola”? Everyone knows colas are the lowest soft drink.
That’s why they go by Unilever.
You’ll have to introduce us all to little Nilev one day.
Please call my child by their preferred nickname: Uh-Oh Spaghetti-Os.
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