This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.

Which song would you pick?

(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)

~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~

  • @[email protected]
    15•4 hours ago

    Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it’s rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.

    Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.

  • Krzd
    7•3 hours ago

    Because it’s already starting again, “Last Christmas”. Fuck that garbage piece of shit song that’s ruining the lives of everyone that has to work in retail during Christmas.

    • @[email protected]OP
      3•2 hours ago

      Unfortunately, you must understand, as you are part of the reality you inhabit, you could not be aware of a song that never existed.

  • @[email protected]
    3•3 hours ago

    The Gummy Bear song. I have no proof, but I think it has some kind of brain dissolving frequency.

  • @mokoleus
    4•4 hours ago

    Mr. Brightside by the killers… fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them

  • @[email protected]
    14•6 hours ago

    Baby it’s cold outside.

    Seems to be America’s favourite rape song played for the entire cold season.

    • @[email protected]
      2•2 hours ago

      I was under the impression that this is a misconception about the songs meaning.

      At the time women would be expected to say no outright and go home. To say they have to leave, instead of having autonomy and being promiscuous.

      So in the song the woman wants to stay but is following the societal expectation to say they need to leave and the man is giving her all the excuses she could use to explain why she didnt leave, so people wouldnt suspect her of staying over to have sex.

      These days that expectation is not there so the song is interpreted in a different way and sounds super rapey.

      To be clear. I am not advocating for this old way of thinking, nor am i saying i know the explanation i have given is true. I am only telling what i have heard and felt like to me that actually makes a lot of sense in the right context.

      Basically, women wanted to be able to have sex with anyone they wanted, but people would look down on them for doing it. So, to avoid being ostracised, they would avoid situations like that.

      But again. I may be wrong. I have just heard this explanation and wanted to share.

    • Gloomy
      4•5 hours ago

      Good point. If the wizard did this you also would never know that such a song existed. Hence your “worst song in the world” spot would be filled with a different song the instant the spell hits.

      It shows how such categories as “the worst” and “the best” are only constructions of our mind.