Imagine surviving a hurricane and then being forced to drink Prime

I tried Prime for the first time the other day. I think I’d rather drink hurricane flood water.

I know the term “heroes” is thrown around too much.

That’s it, that’s the entire thought.

“Ohh, a disaster? Lemme send some ads and tell the whole world about it.” and then the gullible people eat it up and defend them for life.

I’ve seen pallets of Prime donated to multiple organizations lately.

They’re really trying to move that unsold stock, huh?

It’s got what plants crave.