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Chill_Dan@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Dont show the whole blade unless you're going for the kill

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Dont show the whole blade unless you're going for the kill

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Chill_Dan@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    That, and have you ever tried to “walk away” when there are like five people chasing you with the intent of beating you up? Good luck with that.

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      JFK should have just walked away from Lee Harvey Oswald instead of encouraging him

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        Oswald was only doing it to get a rise out of him. Kennedy should have been the bigger man. Really, he’s just as culpable for giving Oswald the reaction he wanted.

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      Or my favorite, “just walk away” when dickhead would sneak up behind me and put me in a headlock…

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