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“Hey boss, @[email protected] says they don’t like the new telephones? Says they’re made for kids or something.”
@[email protected]: I still don’t know why I was fired… The boss kept telling me to shove the phone system? Maybe they meant push? Was I supposed to work on some branch of the phone system?