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Ugh that’s embarrassing. Time to call my friend in the navy give him shit for crashing his boat.
I imagine the conversation is just “ha! no boat having ass!” *hang-up noise*
“Hey bro I heard you crashed your boat haha” him “I’m an aircraft mechanic”