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>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light>Hyper Light Drifter
>There’s no car in the game>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly “final”> Legend of Zelda > You're playing as Link save for a few games> Wolfenstein 3D > Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled> Valve Software Inc. > Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing> Epic Games > Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic> Enter the Matrix > No math whatsoever in the gameLegend of Zelda
But you’re saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link’s Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn’t even a character in that one.
Oxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.
The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Zelda doesn’t even appear
Hades 2: Hades is barely in it
Team Fortress 2
No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it’s the third game.
I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.
Dark Souls
Have white souls in it
Dead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.
Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War
Singing is an important part of the plot.
You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:
agreement or harmony between people or groups.
Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.
EVE Online: humanity’s distant future
Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”
Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser
Call of Duty: skip work to play
Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets
Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms
Halo
To be fair, the first happens entirely on a Halo. The rest of the series is a lie.
They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged
He is 27 tho
And G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years. I say name sticks
Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He’ll be lucky to make it to 54.
No Man’s Sky
Obviously I am up here
But you don’t own the sky
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
Therefore you are a woman
“Oh, Trans’ Sky”
Assigned female at purchase
Killing floor
Scenery is non-destructible
Black Mesa
All the mesas are actually brown
Max Payne 2:The Fall of Max Payne
Actually he does fall over a lot in this game
DOOM Eternal
game eventually ends
> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking timeCompare that to:
> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final boss
