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I know it’s not that deep but if you type a whole ass paragraph in all caps I want to beat you with a shoe.
👏 THANK 👏 YOU 👏
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what about all lowercase? is that fine to you? do you just want to easily ignore me? am i small potatoes to you?
nah, ricky, you’re no potatoes at all. 🔫
Your words may be small, but your place in my life isn’t. i feel you, dog.
I KNOW. It’s like PICK your BATTLES people