Cheesecake
Protein+fat+carbs = cocaine of foods but like healthy since it has all the macros
Hummus. I have no evidence to support this but I reckon I could live for quite a long time just eating hummus.
I could live off only bread and hummus my entire life.
Ribeye. You cannot change my mind.
Last week I could feel my soul decomposing again and the only thing that helped was garlic bread.
Lol what the fuck is fortifying? You drinking rpg elixirs 🤣
chugging ash yams and bloat like its the final days of the third era over here
K enriched
A kebab (Berlin Donner ideally)
Protein and salad, minimal carbs compared to similar foods
Pizza - has all of the old food groups.
There are versions of pizza that can double qualify as real pizza and healthy, but there is also a lot of area remaining in each individual circle of that venn diagram. And some things incomprehensibly dubbed “healthy pizza” despite sitting comfortably outside both circles.
venn diagram, one circle is healthy, other is pizza, and third is healthy pizza
Strong broth.
Veggies, meats, marrow, spices, herbs, all boiled until the best things are in the water. If it’s not fortifying, I don’t know what is.
Not my opinion but in general people believe meat is good for them while evidence says it is carcinogenic and causes heart disease (the two leading causes of death in western countries).
Alcohol free beer. Keeps you hydrated, and has loads of nutrients.
So does normal beer
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Peanut butter. It’s my main source of nutrition in the mornings and afternoons.
Watchout for those oxylates, I’ve heard too much peanut butter is hard on the liver and kidneys
Yup. It can also cause kidney stones..
Note that this normally wouldn’t be a problem, even if you eat a ton in one sitting sporadically, but if you consistently eat decent quantities of peanut butter you may rub into problems. A coworker intentionally at PB&J for their first three years after college to build up a nest egg and wound up in the hospital. Looking back, I wonder if this played a role.
For lunch at work or all the time?!?!
All the time, three meals a day
Jesus christ! I’m surprised he didn’t get diabetes or become prediabetic. That and having scurvy or some shit .
sperm
Good source of zinc and chromium as long as you boof it
Pop tarts
Depends on your definition, but most foods are healthier than not eating.
Prove it
I’d rather not stop eating…
Beef Tea. At least according to many Victorians.
I was like “WTF? I’ve never even heard of beef tea and I’ve lived in Victoria my whole life!” Then I clicked the link. 🤦
Haha that’s great, I didn’t even consider that possible point of confusion.
Side note, way too many things were named after one lady.
Diet Coke. It’s totally fine, I’m sure.
In your heart of hearts, do you really believe its all good?
I believe aspartame is highly tested and safe in the amount I drink. Same with dyes in food. Healthy? Maybe not. Perfectly safe? Yeah.
I do find it funny when people do quote it’s bad for you based off a new study.
You then look at the study and it’s like ‘we gave mice 5x the amount of safe human consumption and the mice started acting oddly’
