• Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    51 month ago

    If you’re coming by tomorrow, I’m fixing on making about 4 gallons of pickling brine with like so much spicing.

    Legit got 50 bucks of Saffron just to piecemeal it out for this specifically with bay leaves.

    This shit gon’ be FRAGRANT!

  • @deezcashews
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    51 month ago

    First I would get you wet

    Secondly, we would cuddle

  • @[email protected]
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    41 month ago

    Why is every horizontal surface in your house going in a completely different direction? Like your fridge and the counter behind you look like they were hit by a hurricane.

    • @Bob71
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      11 month ago

      maybe they were. We don’t know where she lives.

  • @Bob71
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    21 month ago

    Well, there’s some wallpaper I need to put up…

  • @notatloss
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    21 month ago

    Two words, you sexy thing: Industrial Sabotage.

  • @StrangeBedfellow
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    11 month ago

    Polish those beautiful headlights and get your engine purring.

  • @HungRussian
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    11 month ago

    Kissing down your body while my hands slide in your pants to rub your pussy before stripping you down and teasing you before pounding you till your shaking 😈

  • @Kvothe
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    11 month ago

    THE PERFECT TITS 🍒🍾