Why is every horizontal surface in your house going in a completely different direction? Like your fridge and the counter behind you look like they were hit by a hurricane.

Kissing down your body while my hands slide in your pants to rub your pussy before stripping you down and teasing you before pounding you till your shaking 😈

Two words, you sexy thing: Industrial Sabotage.

If you’re coming by tomorrow, I’m fixing on making about 4 gallons of pickling brine with like so much spicing.

Legit got 50 bucks of Saffron just to piecemeal it out for this specifically with bay leaves.

This shit gon’ be FRAGRANT!

Well, there’s some wallpaper I need to put up…

Polish those beautiful headlights and get your engine purring.

First I would get you wet

Secondly, we would cuddle

THE PERFECT TITS 🍒🍾

Thanks 🥰🥰

Your tits are incredible