That sounds like a pokemon
Screams of a thousand dark souls…
>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)I actually wasn’t expecting it to be that shade of color either.
They are brown - just looks like that with the spotlight
Thanks! Was about to ask about the Darwinian prospects of a flightless, wingless avian colored like a medium rare steak.
Worst alarm clock ever.
And that’s what you really need to wake up
Drive by
Sounds just like the fruit.
Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.
This is a dinosaur
Nightmare Potato.
I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.
I had to rewatch the video to make sure I got an exact image of what swiggity swooty means
How have I never noticed that these goobers don’t have arms or nothin. I can’t imagine this thing walking in any way other than a swiggity swooty approach.
This is God’s creature right here.
I thought kiwis spoke English.
They do have a funny way of speaking it.
Git off my dick
All my friends have been on my deck.
They say “LILILILILILI!” Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.
They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.
And their short i’s to a short e
All our vowels are just “u” (or schwa as I was once told).
- Nuw Zulund
- Fush und chups
- Uh nu, u’m buchd, u’m buchd us.
Who triggered the robot’s theft alarm?
There is currently chaos in my house. I played this on my phone without headphones and my dogs have absolutely lost their shit. The Miniature Pinscher, being a Miniature Pinscher, was barking and spinning and occasionally attacking his spaniel brother who just has this “WTF BRO” face of horror on. Mayhem.
PS: He’s calmed down…after a close to ten minute freak out.
Play it again!
As it goes with Min-Pins, he couldn’t give less of a shit the second time around. He’s over it.
Also a very interesting run style.