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I knew a guy who could put damn near a tbsp on a key. He was never allowed to get his own bumps.
Of sugar. Obviously I’m talking about sugar.
Didn’t knew a “key bump” was a thing.
I kept thinking “bump key” which is a tool for bypassing locks
Yeah, it unlocks your ability to talk nonstop for hours on end all night, and then have a huge poop the next day.
You also have to chain smoke every single last cigarette in existence.
Yet another bonus
I have to have like 2 packs on me. And if someone starts bumming i start to have an anxiety attack and I’ll be like “LOL dude we are not gonna make it through the night!”
In places where cocaine is more pure it’s a thing. A small amount will get you zooted so there really isn’t a reason to do lines.
People at festivals do it all the time, ain’t got no time to lay lines
Makes a “serviceable” scoop and reduces the amount of paraphernalia on your person.
Watch Die Hard.
I don’t get it tbh, someone enlighten me please.
Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they’ll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like “take one per child”.
This is a play on that, but it’s a bump of cocaine per child. You’re supposed to snort it using the key.
snort it using the key.
What?.. This is the part I don’t get. Is this a word play or is there an actual technique using a key?
actual technique. from others in this thread, they use key for standard scoocaple size with no extra equipment.
I’m also still confused, which side of the key? Isn’t filling the face of a key a ton of cocaine?
I think you just scoop the key tip in the bad to get a little … bump… of that stuff. I have no idea on size of scoop. that likely correlates to purity or cut of goods.
It’s just a makeshift way to scoop it and snort it. It’s doesn’t get any more complicated than that.
Gonna need a banana for scale fam.
Also, key or lock bumping is a way to open a lock without the proper key.
This has nothing to do with that.
Then what’s the key for?
Edit: Reading other comments. Weird.
It’s the number of attempts that you get to open the lock to the candy stash using the provided key.
I’m pretty sure that’s it.
Instead of a bowl of candy that kids would take one of on the night of Halloween, a US holiday, they are jokingly offering a small amount of a drug, likely cocaine, to the kids.
Wow. I thought a cocaine key was like short for kilo. Which I guess is an insane amount.
I never thought about putting the cocaine in the line etched into a key.
a kilo of cocaine would probably run ya like 50k depending on where you are lol
Hopefully these aren’t the keys to the house.
deviant ollam is salivating rn
They’re keys to the house. It’s a white room, with black curtains.
Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings
Isn’t it the key to The Doors?
There are many ways in.
Fewer ways out.
lmao
