I was about to say that this doesn’t belong on not the onion because this is totally realistic. Then I realized this was the onion
At least you didn’t eat the onions at McDonalds
At least it wasn’t just me.
I didn’t bite the onion on this one, but only because it’s too TAME. Real life is much crazier than this.
If it were a realistic kind of crazy, he would have done the photo shoot in Florida with alligators, and lost a finger.
And his devotees would have cut off their own fingers in solidarity.
I think the JC Penney photos would actually work with swing voters. They just need a reason to not be ashamed to vote for him.
It would have been Hugo Boss.
There’s a picture of me as a kid holding a baby alligator. You can just tape their mouth shut, the jaw muscles to open their mouths are weak, it’s closing their mouth that can crunch bone. I’m not sure the gators like it much though, lol.
On a tangentially related note, check out Gatorland if you’re ever in Orlando. It’s a fun time and one of the few remaining old Florida tourist attractions and a perennial field trip destination for the local school kids, that’s why I’ve been there several times.
Really captured his neck vagina with that soft light
It’s hard to look beautiful when you still have reverse raccoon eyes lol
Kin Jong Un approves!
Am I the only one who has such a disgust for this man that I can’t find any joke involving him funny?
Now to finish off this new look he needs to do a sears catalog underwear shoot.
“And it didn’t break the bank, either”.
The Onion’s still got it.
How long do you think it’ll be until that picture gets circulation by his cult?
