Why the fuck are we walking so goddamn slow?

I also walk fast all the time but I am trying to be a little slower so I don’t get sweaty while going places. Maybe it’s like that for other people as well. What I don’t understand is why so many people seem to be completely oblivious to their surroundings and the way they block the path for other people.

Why can’t you eat faster?

Some people like to enjoy their food.

Oh god, don’t make me watch you not use keyboard shortcuts.

I can actually get behind this one.

Why is everyone living like they want to be here in this goddamned line more than anything else in life?

I’m unable to decypher what exactly you are complaining about here. What line are you talking about?