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pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

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Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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    Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!

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      Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

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      Because they are wise in the ways of the world.

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      Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.

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        If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist.

        Literally

        And figuratively

        #SexWorkIsRealWork

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          Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

          Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!

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            You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.

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              Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.

              Bragger

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                Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o

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                  If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.

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                    If all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!

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            “No sex, tech support is my companionship!”

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          If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.

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      I love how this entire comment chain went lol

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        The Fediverse is so fun!!!

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      Even Hookers need scheduling and accounting.

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