It doesn’t matter how awful he is. They only see that he’s a great tool for creating a white evangelical theocracy. They’d act this way for Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Dahmer, or (insert awful person here).

They clearly haven’t smelled him.

Funny how they don’t even see the whole golden calf, false idol aspect of this.

E’s not the messiah! E’s a very naughty boy!

the New Apostolic Reformation (NAR) a growing charismatic movement led by a loose network of apostles and prophets who believe Christians are called to take over the government.

That’s wonderful. And the article only gets worse from there.

There’s no easier lie for a politician than piety.

At this point stuff like this isn’t oniony anymore, just trump supporters being trump supporters.

Don’t they remember what is said in the Ten Commandments? “I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me."

Of course if they are the megachurch type of Christians, their only real god is money.

Well I mean, as far as idols go, he’s about as false as they come.

So weird. Christian nationalism isn’t the thing I fear most in American politics, but as a Christian myself I definitely hate it more than anything else in the American political landscape.

I was there.

May you find peace, now that it’s over. Thank you for your service.

All the good christians died a long time ago, the ones left are performative.