• @[email protected]
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    225 hours ago

    Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because… Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. “Paku Paku” means “flap your mouth”, and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like…

  • @[email protected]
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    64 hours ago

    “Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress.” But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one’s too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.

  • @[email protected]
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    276 hours ago

    Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I’d ask to see your visitor’s badge and inform you civilians aren’t allowed here unescorted.

    • @meliaesc
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      25 hours ago

      Why do you assume she doesn’t have clearance?

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          And if she’s holding it in her hand to put on? I just can’t imagine dresses being prohibited in secure areas.

          • cheesepotatoes
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            112 minutes ago

            Then she’s going to keep getting challenged by security until she clips the damn badge on the damn dress.

  • @[email protected]
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    44 hours ago

    Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.

    Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”

  • @[email protected]
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    96 hours ago

    Get in the lift.

    Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.

    Sharpie my number across her tits and give her “double-guns” on the way out

  • @[email protected]
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    45 hours ago

    Wouldn’t say anything. I’d think about this song: “I took her to an elevator, I don’t know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there”.

    • TheRealKuni
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      85 hours ago

      A hotdog is not a sandwich.

      If you serve bacon, lettuce, and tomato on a plate, you do not call that a sandwich.

      But if you serve a hotdog without a bun, you still call it a hotdog.

      QED.

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          35 hours ago

          Do you have a term like “hotdog” for a sausage of questionable origin in a bun? Or is it, like, sausageofquestionableorigininabun like other German compound words? 😁

          • @[email protected]
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            23 hours ago

            nah in this case it’s just sausage on its own - i know, boring 😄 people only refer to it as hotdog only if it’s in a bun

          • @[email protected]
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            The best German word is backfeifengezicht. It means: “a face in need of a slap/punch”

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    169 hours ago

    I was expecting this to be a video where her tits bounce in an elevator. Thoroughly disappointed.

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    “Im sorry, but you are fucking stunning… if I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?” cue cheesy smile

    It’s probably not going to get me anywhere but it might make her laugh, or at least not file sexual harassment charges for speaking to her… lol

  • @[email protected]
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    8014 hours ago

    I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.

    • @[email protected]
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      33 hours ago

      The elevator stops at the next floor and a Chadbro™ enters. He does not notice you, and does not press any buttons on the elevator. He sniffs his pits before posting his hand on the wall beside the woman and whispers something in her ear. Her face changes to disgust and she darts a pleading glance in your direction, silently asking for help.