• @[email protected]
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    33 hours ago

    Young kitty, you don’t get to look at me like that until you pay rent and buy groceries.

  • @leftzero
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    235 hours ago

    Looks like some kind of fae. Run.

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        5 hours ago

        This Terry Pratchett (GNU) quote pretty much explains it (he uses the term “(Discworld) elves”, but given that Lords and Ladies is clearly based on A Midsummer’s Night Dream the quote equally applies to any kind of fae, and not necessarily, for instance, to Tolkien or DnD elves):

        Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
        Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
        Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
        Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
        Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
        Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

        The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

        No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.

  • @[email protected]
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    12 hours ago

    Come, sit down, I won’t hurt you. You see me, I see you too. Let’s look into each others eyes until they’re tied. You don’t want not like that.

  • Synapse
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    115 hours ago

    "what’s wrong babe? Your not in the mood ?

    • it’s not that… it’s the cat…
    • c’mon, he just a pet, he doesn’t understand what we’re doing.
    • 😺: don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here."
  • @[email protected]
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    34 hours ago

    Cat looks like it’s settling in to have a serious conversation with you about the catnip it found in a shoebox hidden in your closet.