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oh, so when they say she has a face that launched a thousand ships, they were all just that one boat with a thousand makeovers?!
Yes! Something about her face really attracts boats for some reason!
Massive overbite. Great for scraping off barnacles.
(In before the reinterpretation of that last word as a Greek name.)
That was after eloping from the second kidnapping/“rescue”.