• @[email protected]
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    839 minutes ago

    So God let him lose in 2020, but then decided he wanted him to back in 2024? God is pretty undecisive for an all mighty and all knowing kinda dude.

    • @[email protected]
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      430 minutes ago

      Nonono see God both has total control but also loses to Satan at the same time. Doesn’t make sense? Something vague about free will!

  • @[email protected]
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    349 minutes ago

    …wait how many plagues were supposed to be? I thought we were done with this after the locusts n’ shit.

  • Chainweasel
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    31 hour ago

    Seeing as the Jesus of the Bible was absolutely a far-left liberal commie bastard by their standards, I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces when they’re the only ones not raptured at the end.

  • @[email protected]
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    If you are looking for self-centred, gullible people who think that the status quo is to their benefit go to your local church.

  • @[email protected]
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    6 hours ago

    The one about the end times coming? Seems fitting! Does Christianity even have any other prophecies?

    • @[email protected]OP
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      626 hours ago

      I mean, the one about the Antichrist fooling Christians fits so well that I’d probably believe it’s actually happening if I believed in their bronze age fairy tales to begin with…

      • bizarroland
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        There’s the line about the beast that was wounded unto death and yet lived that seems vaguely apropos

        13:3:

        And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

      • @[email protected]
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        135 hours ago

        There’s an entire website dedicated to relating each passage in the bible about the antichrist to trump. I don’t remember what the site was, but a quick google search should get the result.

      • @[email protected]
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        136 hours ago

        That is eerily similar. But then again, stuff like this probably also happened 2000 years ago. Just start doomprepping if people start wearing black and take up horseriding!

    • @[email protected]
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      55 hours ago

      It does have grifters trying to “crack a code” in the bible. This “prophecy” is based on one of those grifters’ prophecy.

  • Zier
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    135 hours ago

    These people are idiots. It’s all made up crap.