Reminds me on this old joke:
A man running from the police runs into the Catholic church and hides in confession box.

Another person enters the other side and says “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”.

The man not wanting to get caught says, “What have you done my daughter?”

She says, “I have had anal sex with my boyfriend, I know sex is for making children, please forgive me . What is my penance?”

The man not knowing what to say, quickly opens his side of the confession box and sees a choir boy walking by , “Hey Kid what does the Priest give for anal sex?”

He responds, “A can of pop and a bag of chips”