• Orbituary
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    1071 month ago

    What are they fucking baffled about? What is it they think they voted for?!

  • Chainweasel
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    671 month ago

    We’ll see how baffled they really are after they unanimously approve him.

    • Flying Squid
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      131 month ago

      Neither is too surprising to me, but the TV star less so. A TV host picking another TV host to be in his cabinet was what I was expecting in 2016.

      • @[email protected]
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        51 month ago

        He definitely wanted to, but there were still people around to tell him “no” back then. Not any more.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 month ago

      It’s fine, I got a bottle of booze set aside for when WE3 or American Civil War: 2 Dumb 2 Prevent kick-starts our final doom.

  • Cyborganism
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    411 month ago

    Man, the US is going to be such a fucking clown show for the next 4 years. Holy shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      151 month ago

      If we’re lucky, unfortunately this clown car was just purposely driven off a cliff willingly, because the rich have an insurance policy worth more than the idiot clowns they convinced to drive off the cliff… problem is we’re going to get totaled in the clown car, all of us reading this.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 month ago

        Don’t worry, the rich people aren’t in the car and will be safely flying overhead while we crash and burn.

    • @[email protected]
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      151 month ago

      Bold to assume it’s just 4 years before voters get another shot at unfucking all of this? 😉

    • @[email protected]
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      131 month ago

      It gives me flashbacks to his first term, many mooches ago.

      He’s going to play the Apprentice role again, in which he tries to increase tv ratings by randomly hiring and firing as many people as possible in every episode.

        • @[email protected]
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          81 month ago

          It’s the meme timeframe for employees under Trump. It’s about 10 days, but really -3 days.

          Trump hired Anthony Scarramucci (The Mooch) as White House Communications Director to start on August 2017.

          As a good boi, he started the job right away on July 21, leaving his pregnant wife at the hospital.

          Trump then hired John Kelly and John Kelly fired the Mooch on July 28.

    • Digitalprimate
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      61 month ago

      Bold of you to assume there will be free and fair elections in four years.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 month ago

        Depends on how long Big Mac Don lives. Republicans first got elected when the democratic party split into 3 different branches with 3 different presidential candidates. I could see something like that happening in the near future with the republicans.

  • @[email protected]
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    341 month ago

    Whaaaat, the man who told us what he’d do for years is now going to do it!? Wiiiiiilllllld /s

  • Eggyhead
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    241 month ago

    With a yes man here and a yes man there, here a yes, there a yes, everywhere a yes, yes. Old Macdonald had a farm…

  • @[email protected]
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    231 month ago

    Did they think his cognitive decline and bad decision making was exclusively directed at democrats?

  • @monkeyman69
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    201 month ago

    Those Leopards are gonna be stuffed to bursting!

    • @[email protected]
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      91 month ago

      Is that the one where Pizza Hut raped a bunch of minors???

      …wait, that can’t be right. Was it dominoes that raped the minors? Oh, I remember now. It was the noid. Avoid the noid…because he’ll rape your children. Yeah, that makes more sense.

      …or was it Little Ceasars pizza pizza guy?

  • @[email protected]
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    101 month ago

    Trump’s M.O.: Try to do the craziest thing that you can think of. If it doesn’t work, people will be more accepting of the 2nd craziest thing you can think of. Repeat.

  • @[email protected]
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    91 month ago

    Russian asset.

    Trump doesn’t want any more nudes of his wife getting shared so Putin is calling these shots no, no question.