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Two legs good, four legs bad.
Edit: actually think I got that backwards.
Four legs good, two legs bad. And if I remember correctly, there was an amendment for ducks/chickens/etc to be good. Haven’t read that book in like 35 years.
Lol where do geese stand?
Wherever the fuck they want.
This made me laugh a bit harder than expected lol, you’re absolutely right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_pwPhFvgNo
They also poop wherever the fuck they want. Geese staying in place rather than migrating make so many lawns unusable
Right between me and the goddamn tree I want to read under.